It's now been a week since my last post and that's down to one simple reason… we haven't had any shouts.
This year we've been getting around 18 shouts a month except for June, flamin' June. We're literally half way through the month and we've had just two shouts!
Everything has just come to a resounding halt. This always makes it worse when your alerter does go off next. You start to forget that little appendage, clipped to your belt, and are lulled into a false sense of relaxation.
Of course, I'll talk it up now. Just as I nod off on the settee, all hell will break loose and I'll be careering around, Zombie-like, as I head for the exit…
Flamin' June, my arse…
If you're still here and still awake, head over to the new image gallery at Alerter.co.ukfor some pics of the pumps at Normanshurst.